Narcissa: If you're going to get impaled by your own broom during a Quidditch game, as least make it against Slytherin, Potter. Imagine how shameful it would be to die during a game against Hufflepuff.
Bellatrix: By curtain? By curtain?! By me, thankyouverymuch!
Um, no, actually, Bella, he's right. Sirius does die by curtain. You didn't even use a killing curse or anything; you just pushed him.
Bella: Yeah, pushed him and killed him!
No, you didn't kill him. The curtain did. Do you really think Harry would have just stood idly by if he heard you say "Avada Kedavra" in his godfather's general direction?
Bella: What could the brat have done?!
Maybe pushed you through the curtain? Then people would say that you were killed by Harry Potter.
Bella: What? No! I would be killed by a curtain!
*raises eyebrows*
Bella: ...I hate you.
On a sidenote, Kyle, I loved Final Destination 2 and I am sooooo looking forward to seeing the 3rd one. :-)
Narcissa: Please, as if Lucius needs that Muggle show, whatever it is. He already is a millionaire, thank you.
Bellatrix: ...What is a clapper?
It's this little mechanism people use for lighting rooms and such. You clap twice, lights turn on, clap twice more, lights turn off. Kinda fun, actually.
Bellatrix: *blinks* Bloody hell, I hate Muggles.
What I want to know is, why did the pleasant-female-manners-we-must-keep-up-appearances gene completely skip over you?
Bellatrix: Oh, go bugger yourself.
Narcissa: That's clearly impossible, Bella. And don't be so mean to Jeri, she's been so good at finding Draco things to do around the Manor.
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Bellatrix: ...Narcissa, you...are so...ugh. Nevermind, not worth it. Go on, let Jeri corrupt your son with her suspicious knowledge of Muggles and the questionable and possibly pedophilic use of her feminine wiles. I'm going to go drown myself.
Narcissa: Have fun!
Bye!
Bellatrix: And you people wonder why I joined the Death Eaters. Does the phrase "starved for affection" meaning anything to
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Bellatrix: By curtain? By curtain?! By me, thankyouverymuch!
Um, no, actually, Bella, he's right. Sirius does die by curtain. You didn't even use a killing curse or anything; you just pushed him.
Bella: Yeah, pushed him and killed him!
No, you didn't kill him. The curtain did. Do you really think Harry would have just stood idly by if he heard you say "Avada Kedavra" in his godfather's general direction?
Bella: What could the brat have done?!
Maybe pushed you through the curtain? Then people would say that you were killed by Harry Potter.
Bella: What? No! I would be killed by a curtain!
*raises eyebrows*
Bella: ...I hate you.
On a sidenote, Kyle, I loved Final Destination 2 and I am sooooo looking forward to seeing the 3rd one. :-)
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Me: You just not figured that out?
Prongs: Shut up. And if it was real, I wouldnt play those badgers.
Padfoot: OMG Lucius is on Who Wants To Be A Millionare!
Me: That sort of doesnt make sense, but okay.
Moony: Kyle, whats a clapper?
Me: The answer is B.
Moony: Wow, he wasted that lifeline for no reason, he could have just called you.
Me: That'd be wasting another one too. Why is Lcius on a Muggle show anyways.
Padfoot: I dont know.
Me: Wait, thats not Lucius, thats just another freak of nature with their blonde hair slid back.
Padfoot: Could of fooled me.
Me: Everything fools you, Padfoot.
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Bellatrix: ...What is a clapper?
It's this little mechanism people use for lighting rooms and such. You clap twice, lights turn on, clap twice more, lights turn off. Kinda fun, actually.
Bellatrix: *blinks* Bloody hell, I hate Muggles.
What I want to know is, why did the pleasant-female-manners-we-must-keep-up-appearances gene completely skip over you?
Bellatrix: Oh, go bugger yourself.
Narcissa: That's clearly impossible, Bella. And don't be so mean to Jeri, she's been so good at finding Draco things to do around the Manor.
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Bellatrix: ...Narcissa, you...are so...ugh. Nevermind, not worth it. Go on, let Jeri corrupt your son with her suspicious knowledge of Muggles and the questionable and possibly pedophilic use of her feminine wiles. I'm going to go drown myself.
Narcissa: Have fun!
Bye!
Bellatrix: And you people wonder why I joined the Death Eaters. Does the phrase "starved for affection" meaning anything to
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Prongs: You feel sorry for her?
Me: Not really, Its just that when she is like this, its a month full of PMS.
Padfoot: Which sucks when she comes to visit the house.
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