Narcissa: Hmm. Maybe my son isn't in so much trouble after all.
Cissa, that's terrible! He's making Kyle kill James!
Bellatrix: *still cackling*
Would you STOP that? There's a crisis here! Don't you know that horrible things happen to wizards who meddle with time?! Haven't you seen 'Prisoner of Azkaban'?!
Narcissa: ...What the bloody hell are you talking about?
*has a break down*
Bellatrix: *has stopped cackling and stares* And they say I'm crazy.
Narcissa: Hey, wait, you're a Slytherin too. Why do you care about Potter?
...I have a weakness for the Marauders. And Prongs may be an arrogant git and I may have not liked Harry until Book 6 but this is bad news! Bad news, I tell you! You have to punish your son RIGHT NOW!
Narcissa: ...Um, no.
*has another break down*
Bellatrix: Ok, seriously, can we get a room in St. Mungo's for this one?
I told you awful things happen to wizards who meddle with time! I saw the movie! I know how the story ends!
Bellatrix: ...With a confused Ronald Weasley and misleading chemistry between Harry Potter and Hermione Granger, or with my cousin and his soul still intact?
Neither! Though you do present a good point there with the former option. But what I mean is that Draco got punched and it was hilarious and ran away crying for daddy and was barely in the next movie!
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Cissa, that's terrible! He's making Kyle kill James!
Bellatrix: *still cackling*
Would you STOP that? There's a crisis here! Don't you know that horrible things happen to wizards who meddle with time?! Haven't you seen 'Prisoner of Azkaban'?!
Narcissa: ...What the bloody hell are you talking about?
*has a break down*
Bellatrix: *has stopped cackling and stares* And they say I'm crazy.
Narcissa: Hey, wait, you're a Slytherin too. Why do you care about Potter?
...I have a weakness for the Marauders. And Prongs may be an arrogant git and I may have not liked Harry until Book 6 but this is bad news! Bad news, I tell you! You have to punish your son RIGHT NOW!
Narcissa: ...Um, no.
*has another break down*
Bellatrix: Ok, seriously, can we get a room in St. Mungo's for this one?
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I told you awful things happen to wizards who meddle with time! I saw the movie! I know how the story ends!
Bellatrix: ...With a confused Ronald Weasley and misleading chemistry between Harry Potter and Hermione Granger, or with my cousin and his soul still intact?
Neither! Though you do present a good point there with the former option. But what I mean is that Draco got punched and it was hilarious and ran away crying for daddy and was barely in the next movie!
Narcissa: ...Oh, this is so not cool.
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