James had better get used to people trying to take his life...
Bellatrix: There was no trying involved, no effort whatsoever! It was just "knock on the door, wait till someone opens it, and blast the Potters away."
Except for the kid.
Bellatrix: Yes...Yes, but that wasn't supposed to happen.
Obviously, or he would have gotten someone to try, right? And then there'd be trying involved.
Bellatrix: BUT THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!
*smirks* Oh, but it did. Didn't see that one coming then, did he, huh?
Bellatrix: BUT THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO...Yeah? Yeah? Well...Sirius didn't see Azkaban coming either, did he? Huh? Huh?! Did he?! HA!
...Did you?
Bellatrix: HA HA I GOT YOU GOOD--oh.
Yeah, that's what I thought. And don't talk about Sirius like that, I'm fairly certain I like him better than you.
Bellatrix: SACRILEGE!
Meh. I've just always been a Narcissa kind of girl. Speaking of which, where is Narcissa?
Bellatrix: You mean you can't hear her? *points to ceiling*
*listens very closely*Narcissa: *from upstairs* HOW DARE
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Im sure the Dark Lord - I mean Voldemort - No wait - Dark Lord - Im So confused now ;-;, anyway, that one guy will be coming to visit Draco, so dont be surprised if you hear screaming up there. I would get earmuufs on, cause the sound of Draco screaming and Bellatriz Squeeing and Cackling is going to make you deaf.
Bellatrix: Woman, get a HOLD of yourself. He is JUST a stupid kid who is apparently incapable of fulfilling simple plans and--
Narcissa: What?! Don't you DARE talk about Draco like that!
*a fight ensues*
*sneaks upstairs unnoticed and, by process of elimination, finds Draco's room* Alohamora!
Draco: What are you doing up here? Don't you work with Mother and Aunt Bella?
Yes, but you are this is so much more important.
Draco: Why?
Because I love you.
Draco: What?
Er...I mean, let's have sex.
Draco: What?
Ok, I pictured this going smoother in my head.
Draco: Pictured what?
My seducing you. I mean, uh, saving you.
Draco: Oh, is that what you're here for? Saving me? Well, all right then, (*pulls two brooms from behind the door and hands one to me*) let's go. Where to?
Oh. Oh, uh...Have you ever been to Florida? I'm quite familiar with the northeastern beaches areas. And no one would notice you. You'd burn tan the minute you stepped onto
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Me: But you did.
Moony: He's told you already, he forgives you.
Me: He shouldnt forgive me, I almost took his life.
Moony: You were controlled.
Me: I know, but it still technically was me! -go in to another room to cry-
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Bellatrix: There was no trying involved, no effort whatsoever! It was just "knock on the door, wait till someone opens it, and blast the Potters away."
Except for the kid.
Bellatrix: Yes...Yes, but that wasn't supposed to happen.
Obviously, or he would have gotten someone to try, right? And then there'd be trying involved.
Bellatrix: BUT THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!
*smirks* Oh, but it did. Didn't see that one coming then, did he, huh?
Bellatrix: BUT THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO...Yeah? Yeah? Well...Sirius didn't see Azkaban coming either, did he? Huh? Huh?! Did he?! HA!
...Did you?
Bellatrix: HA HA I GOT YOU GOOD--oh.
Yeah, that's what I thought. And don't talk about Sirius like that, I'm fairly certain I like him better than you.
Bellatrix: SACRILEGE!
Meh. I've just always been a Narcissa kind of girl. Speaking of which, where is Narcissa?
Bellatrix: You mean you can't hear her? *points to ceiling*
*listens very closely*Narcissa: *from upstairs* HOW DARE ( ... )
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No! No, he can't take Draco! No, I won't let him!
Bellatrix: Woman, get a HOLD of yourself. He is JUST a stupid kid who is apparently incapable of fulfilling simple plans and--
Narcissa: What?! Don't you DARE talk about Draco like that!
*a fight ensues*
*sneaks upstairs unnoticed and, by process of elimination, finds Draco's room* Alohamora!
Draco: What are you doing up here? Don't you work with Mother and Aunt Bella?
Yes, but you are this is so much more important.
Draco: Why?
Because I love you.
Draco: What?
Er...I mean, let's have sex.
Draco: What?
Ok, I pictured this going smoother in my head.
Draco: Pictured what?
My seducing you. I mean, uh, saving you.
Draco: Oh, is that what you're here for? Saving me? Well, all right then, (*pulls two brooms from behind the door and hands one to me*) let's go. Where to?
Oh. Oh, uh...Have you ever been to Florida? I'm quite familiar with the northeastern beaches areas. And no one would notice you. You'd burn tan the minute you stepped onto ( ... )
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Padfoot: And I'll find a proper burial ground when Cissy comes to find you.
Prongs: You call her Cissy?
Padfoot: She yells at me for giggling after saying 'Narcissa' -giggles-
Moony: Why?
Padfoot: Narcotics - Narcissa. They sound very similar.
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