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Moony: -goes inside the dormitory- -sees me petrified- Kyle ( Read more... )

Me: -searching through notes he had from the future- Oh come on, I mus have had one from Draco ( Read more... )

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Warmack wore a kilt to a dance on Nov. 5 with a dress shirt and tie as a way to honor his Scottish heritage. The principal told Warmack to change into pants. The decision sparked an Internet petition and angered Scottish organizations that insisted the student’s outfit was appropriate. ~MSNBC
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Me: Considering that people feel real ( Read more... )

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Apparently you people hate me. Im down to 41 people and you took away the answer fo life, the universe, and everything, 42.

So just to punish you, I will not post something special today, not like you people care since you dont comment anymore. You selfish little gits. (Sorry, the Slytherin is coming out at me)
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Padfoot, Moony, and I opened the doors to the hospital wing. We peered at every empty bed before they sought Prongs lying over white sheets, bandages for an undergarment ( Read more... )

I thought it would be a good time to have a McGonagall joke, and ironically enough found this articles about a special little cat. No wait... TWO special little cats, incident for which a normal cat couldnt do. Very Peculiar may I say Magical ( Read more... )

The Marauders and I went down to the Hospital Wing to visit Prongs. They still havent been able to enlarge his testicles to normal size. During the long travel through the castle, we talk about the night of New Years Eve ( Read more... )

Events of the New Years Eve/Day Party ( Read more... )

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As Promised:
U.S. Military wants to spray aphrodisiacs on gay men in the force.
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Me: That is so ironic ( Read more... )