After extreme venting/spending time with people important to me, the funk I've been in has lifted somewhat. Stupid juice has helped too *whiskey for the unenlightened*. I've realized that as fucked as the society we live in may be, don't give up, don't let the fucks of the world grind you to their level. Too many people let the shit pile onto their ( Read more... )

Alright boys and girls, let's hear it for totally fucking the goat on the meaning of the holiday season. As many of you know, I am "devotedly heathen", but the secular bullshit surrounding this month makes even me wanna go "SWEET CHRIST ON A TRISCUIT!" Examples of this: I give a some spare change to the various bellringers, ya know, maybe a little ( Read more... )

I cracked a rib, as I just found out from the doc. How, you may ask? I was at work, not lifting a bloody thing, or doing anything remotely dangerous *as opposed to the other 99.9999993 percent of the time*, walking to check some crap on a computer. I slip on a slick patch of concrete, slam pretty hard into a garbage can lip. I figure all I did was ( Read more... )

Well, this fucking sucks. Those of you who know me and my "amusing" family life may remember Gus, AKA that rotten piece of viceral waste. New twist to the tale now. From the top, summarized. Gus came from Venezueala as a college student, got a degree of some sort, fell in love with my cousin, and lived happily after... Now that I've got that crock ( Read more... )

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fuck. Well, this is grand. Dislocated and relocated my ankle working at fed-ex on monday, one of our lightest days in memory. Was getting out of a truck, and it wasn't set up against the building right. Humid night, one leg goes down between the truck and dock, I go one way, leg goes another. POP FUCK FUCK FUCK AWWWA FUCK FUCK FUCK! *rolls around ( Read more... )

Well, it's been a few months since I've said anything about meself here, so for those who are interested, or bored, here goes ( Read more... )

Well, it's prolly been about six months since I wrote anything in here. For those who are curious, here's a rundown of life. Working full time making good money since about August, and am out of debt, whihc is good. The apartment's stabilized finally and over all things are running more smoothly, which is a change from the regular crap that's been ( Read more... )

Well, if you've been in a cave for the last month, you may have missed the whole shitstorm over the oh so fun game "San Andreas". The ESRB blew an O-Ring when they found out there was some code that allowed PCs and NPCs to interact sexually in a minigame. Jokingly called "hot coffee", I'd imagine it was an inside joke by the code monkeys, and was ( Read more... )

Had a shitload of fun today folks. We all remember Spot, right? *for those of less than heroic memory, spot is my ole neon* Well, Spot damn near had a negative high tempature reaction. I was driving down 315 today, heard a quiet *whump* and suddenly time slows to a crawl as I'm transversed 90 degrees, at a fair rate of speed. Spot quickly makes it' ( Read more... )