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he was carrying a chainsaw.
Today, on the way to church, I saw a large man walking down the street in a bright orange prison jumpsuit. -
luckily there weren't any
As a child, I was uncommonly wary of pretty much everything. And by "wary," I mean terrified. Yes, I've mentioned my fear of the dark, but that's not so uncommon, is it? How about stickers? Or grass? Or doorbells ( Read more... ) -
turtles like the water. ninjas -- not so much.
Friday, as I was wandering the Galleria with Shorty, my phone rang. It was Turtle. I finished giving my opinion on which shoe Shorty should buy (she was emceeing a debut that night) and then excused myself from the store ( Read more... ) -
they call me el maestro
Fourth graders never seem to run out of energy. Not only do they have a longer battery life than the typical adult, they have the ability to drain the life force from any living being, leaving them insane husks of their former selves. I experienced this phenomenon first hand as I subbed at Mission Bend Elementary over the last two days.
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always watch your toaster
DOUBLE GAH! My bread burnt while I was writing that last post. CRAPola. -
my computer is in the kitchen
GAH. Someone should invent an instantaneous bread toaster. RIGHT NOW. -
holy busted house, batman
I was driving down Montrose with Donkey, Dee, Kamikaze, and Greasy last night when Donk pointed out this:
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my professor definitely belongs in the school of social work, cause that's certainly charity
Spent the last week in Austin. The first half was pretty stressful, marked by back-to-back-to-back-to-back days on four hours of sleep. My professor threw me an ass load of edits she wanted me to work on, and it took 2 days longer than anticipated to finish the final copy. Also, I had to go through the drama of having to find a second reader ( Read more... ) -
HAHAHA WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
I would just like to announce:
I FINISHED MY THESIS!!!Well, I finished the draft anyway. But considering I've been working on one incarnation or another for the last year-and-a-half, never completing more than a third of any one, I'd say this is pretty significant ( Read more... )
