if you be my bodyguard, i can be your long lost pal.

[urgent_stare]

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[feed_me_art]

playboy style, with one leg cocked up and my head curled safely into my chest.

i miss you.

[urgent_stare]

i used to sleep that way, now i get all cramped when i do, i think its because i changed beds.

(lets go and get tea! and, by tea i mean ill eat a lot of biscotti)

[artiswhy]

mmm paul simon!

i sleep on my back i think. or my side. or my stomach. you know, whateva whateva!

[urgent_stare]

ha ha ha, you must be fun to sleep next to. does your girlfriend ever kick you?

[artiswhy]

heh i don't think she has kicked me. if she has i didn't notice! does your girlfriend kick you?!

[artiswhy]

and i have a heart of stone also. :/

[disputatious]

I am a sleeper of all trades. A trickster if you will. Sometimes I sleep on my back, sometimes on my stomach. And when I am feeling all lonely; I cuddle with my P-girlfriend; AKA my body pillow. I have two so when I get bored with one; I switch to the other. It's perfect, who needs women?

[urgent_stare]

you see, instead of the p-girlfriend, i have LION. who is, in fact, a lion. this big sleeping bag material cartoon cross-eyed lion. (he loves me when no one else does)

[false_pretenses]

i go to sleep usually on my back with my right leg bent at the knee and my right foot next to my left knee. but sometimes on my side, either one. sometimes on my stomach with my head turned to the right because for some reason my head isnt as flexible when turned to the left.

[urgent_stare]

jesus. do you ever wake up feeling like someone just stabbed you a million times in a random body part? you tall people and your strange sleeping positions..

[ohhhh_goddamnit]

heart of stone my ass. you cheated.

and.

on your mothers face.

[urgent_stare]

MY MOTHER'S FACE!? WHY I OUGHTA...

your mother and i prefer to sleep entwined in each other's naked bodies. naked naked naked naked. your mom mom naked. naked mom.

hah.

where was i.

oh, yes! i actually didnt cheat, they were just dumb questions that didnt REALLY relate to what your heart was made out of. like "if you saw someone crying in a parking lot, would you go up to them?" i said, no, id just assume they would get over it, because id be all weirded out if a stranger came up to me when i was getting my crying on in parking lots.