seriously its stupid really stupid so stupid that it makes me look stupid for thinking such a stupid thing but even if it was a thing i was thinking or feeling i wouldnt have let it come between our friendship thatd be even stupider than the stupid fuckin thought
yeah... and it'd be stupider than the stupidest stupid if i didn't acknowledge how awesome you are. even if your cool is exaggerated and the really cool stuff is hidden by all the nerdy white boy raps. so there's no shadow to worry about anyway because you cast a pretty huge one too, bro.
wait pause rewind play i want a replay on that dj egbert what the hell are you talking about btw no you cant back out of this i will hound you forever until you answer i will write you six pages within an hour of why you should answer dont think i wont either
wow wow. okay, yeah, i know you would do that! just. you're a super good friend and there's no reason to i mean you died how many times? all those dead daves and and you worked so hard
[Sniff. Yeah, it's good Dave can't see him.]
i know you don't think heroes are real or whatever. but. i think you're a bigger hero than me, dave.
egbert john no youre definitely more hero material than me youre like motherfuckin link and all you need is the sword annoying ass fairy and a magical ocarina youre the one whos going around doing shit im just staying behind cleaning up whatever messes are left i did what i did because im the knight of motherfucking time and i owed you guys that much for whatever the hell weve done since we met online ok since were having honesty hour i hate this time bullshit there i said it i fucking said it but i wouldnt trade it with any of you i figure ive got it for a fucking reason and shit i wouldnt wish this on anybody
it it sounds like it sucks in some ways, yeah... but like, i couldn't do much of anything until i went godtier and that's just whoosh you know? not a big deal really. so. i mean at least your power is useful and everything. and i guess rose and jade's powers are gonna be super cool too... i mean it's not about who's coolest but. isn't going through the suck and still doing something great kind of what heroes are about? i'm mostly just sucking. sometimes literally. but not like that.
come on you can fly and do some crazy shit with wind and the only time you have to worry about dying is if you do something heroic youre prone to doing that a lot btw but seriously you have more of the qualities so if anything youre the better hero ... wow i cant believe were having this conversation i cant believe were actually fucking jealous of each other shit and we didnt even need lalondes psychobullshit
wow. you're right. that was super lame! but at least we probably won't kill each other about it next time. you know, bright side and all. anyway! i think this means we should be all honest about shit from now on so nothing gets pent up again. since you are my brofriend. which is like a boyfriend but with bros i guess. i don't know i just made it up.
oh my god youre the only one who can pull a robin williams and make it work and yet it strangely makes me want to rewatch oliver and company even though thats nowhere near aladdin the paths my thoughts take me are scary at times but yes do it fucking do it the power of strider compels you
holy shit i can hear you through the walls suddenly im reminded of that fucking song from oliver and company the fuck was it called you and me together or some bullshit the song that girl sings to the cat while playing the piano and then they go all around nyc
are you sure about that?
i mean...
you weren't yourself!
i don't blame you!
but maybe you were angry over real things?
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really stupid
so stupid that it makes me look stupid for thinking such a stupid thing
but even if it was a thing i was thinking or feeling
i wouldnt have let it come between our friendship
thatd be even stupider than the stupid fuckin thought
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and it'd be stupider than the stupidest stupid if i didn't acknowledge how awesome you are.
even if your cool is exaggerated
and the really cool stuff is hidden by all the nerdy white boy raps.
so there's no shadow to worry about anyway because you cast a pretty huge one too, bro.
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pause rewind play
i want a replay on that dj egbert
what the hell are you talking about
btw no you cant back out of this
i will hound you forever until you answer
i will write you six pages within an hour of why you should answer
dont think i wont either
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okay, yeah, i know you would do that!
just.
you're a super good friend and there's no reason to
i mean
you died how many times?
all those dead daves and
and you worked so hard
[Sniff. Yeah, it's good Dave can't see him.]
i know you don't think heroes are real or
whatever.
but.
i think you're a bigger hero than me, dave.
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egbert
john
no youre definitely more hero material than me
youre like motherfuckin link and all you need is the sword annoying ass fairy and a magical ocarina
youre the one whos going around doing shit
im just staying behind cleaning up whatever messes are left
i did what i did because im the knight of motherfucking time
and i owed you guys that much for whatever the hell weve done since we met online
ok since were having honesty hour
i hate this time bullshit
there i said it
i fucking said it
but i wouldnt trade it with any of you
i figure ive got it for a fucking reason and
shit i wouldnt wish this on anybody
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it sounds like it sucks in some ways, yeah...
but like, i couldn't do much of anything until i went godtier and
that's just
whoosh
you know?
not a big deal really.
so.
i mean at least your power is useful and everything.
and i guess rose and jade's powers are gonna be super cool too...
i mean it's not about who's coolest but.
isn't going through the suck and still doing something great kind of what heroes are about?
i'm mostly just sucking.
sometimes literally.
but not like that.
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you can fly and do some crazy shit with wind
and the only time you have to worry about dying is if you do something heroic
youre prone to doing that a lot btw
but seriously
you have more of the qualities
so if anything youre the better hero
...
wow i cant believe were having this conversation
i cant believe
were actually fucking jealous
of each other
shit and we didnt even need lalondes psychobullshit
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you're right.
that was super lame!
but at least we probably won't kill each other about it next time.
you know, bright side and all.
anyway!
i think this means we should be all honest about shit from now on so nothing gets pent up again.
since you are my brofriend.
which is like a boyfriend but with bros i guess.
i don't know i just made it up.
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brofriends to the end
watch me misspell that for eternity
i think this calls for an ironic disney esque song and dance
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wait
wait
which one of us gets to be the genie because shit just got magic all up in here!!!!!!!!!
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and yet it strangely makes me want to rewatch oliver and company
even though thats nowhere near aladdin
the paths my thoughts take me are scary at times
but yes do it
fucking do it
the power of strider compels you
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[And if Dave is in his room he can probably hear John belting the lyrics through the wall now. And jumping on his bed maybe.]
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suddenly im reminded of that fucking song from oliver and company
the fuck was it called
you and me together or some bullshit
the song that girl sings to the cat while playing the piano
and then they go all around nyc
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it's me.
wait no that sounded weird.
i take it back.
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i bet you wished upon a star for that too
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