Listen up, kids. Saturday is National Putting ON Day, a holiday which I invented three minutes ago ( Read more... )

uscpossum : so get this ( Read more... )

"I keep mis-anticipating you."

-Ryan

I'm so stealing that.

Spoke to Jenny for an hour on the phone. It's been months. Topic of conversations included: apartment noise, love, and moving. A) She thinks I'm an idiot for complaining about the occasional walking noise. "Hi, I can hear neighbors on all four sides of me. And the girl above you? I bet she can hear you, you crazy loon." B) Realized how much ( Read more... )

My phone provider in Portland just sent me a notice saying that they overcharged everyone the past five years ( Read more... )

Under the FAQ, LJ reports that I cannot make all of my previous entries friends-only in one big swoop. I have to lock them all BY HAND! Whuuut! There's like... Lots and Lots and Lots! I haven't looked. Maybe 1300?

::sob::

Update: 1,330. Rockstar close.

Every time I get into a work grove (read: get ahead, or at least maintain deadlines), I convince myself that I'm clearly destined for a life of hard work and no play. Never mind the fact that I manage to get wasted once a week and laugh until I pee my pants twice a day. I guess I'm just miffed I'm not a trust fund baby. I fully realize that I'll ( Read more... )

How I would adore a nap right now. Being stuck on campus for 14 hours really is a drag ( Read more... )

Have finished the Alice paper way, way ahead of schedule. Am low-grade genius, alright. But am having parking palpitations about tomorrow. We're supposed to carpool to a television studio for a camera workshop. Well excuse me, but some of us aren't done for the day when the bell rings at 7pm. I have to sing at 7:30pm, thank you. Therefore, ( Read more... )

Received three emails in the past hour, complete with 35K attachments, from The Adviser from Hell. You remember her - tight bun, power suits, permanent frown ( Read more... )