This is NOT my latest LJ post. You fully realize that I update like 5 times a day, right? I thought so. Anyway, there are plenty more, but you must be both Logged In and a USCPossum Friend to read them.

Ooooooo.

Email me for assistance.

"Where are we going to service tomorrow?" my father asked during my birthday weekend.
"Well, there's a lovely Lutheran church down the block. It's very-"
"What?! We can't do that!" he said, very alarmed, even angry.

I've been doing that for six years now, Dad.

And I want to stop this as soon as I can ( Read more... )

Feel free to triumphantly push POD into tomorrow, complete with a list of Done's fired my way.

Wow. Sentence structure.

POD has been somewhat unsuccessful thus far. I woke up at 7:30am, which was great and all, but now I'm masturbating in red wind pants and a sweatshirt that smells like hamster bedding. That seems less than productive ( Read more... )

This is precisely why I want to lock all of my entires.

Why is there no program that'll lock'em all right up?!

Blogs are a gamble, I tell you

IT'S NATIONAL PUTTING ON DAY!

Go, go, go! Don't procrastinate on that project, that phone call, that hard assignment, that pile of paper work, that scary errand, or that good book ANY LONGER! Inspire yourself from your achievements!!!

Then fire me a list of Done's tonight. :)

OMGOC, I'm so making this tomorrow:
Put it in my belly!!!

I'd make it tonight, but alas, I have broccoli casserole cooking.

Hey. Broccoli is a superfood. Shutit.

I've heard that taking Biotin accelerates metabolism. I have quite a bit of Biotin in my B-50 complex... feeling more tired and fat than ever ( Read more... )

Arthur Miller died last night. Death of a Salesman inspired me to be a writer ( Read more... )

You better out-live me. You can already out-love me, so clearly you have more work to do on earth than I.

I'm thinking about you, baby.