FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]

[usedeverything]

[ Oh hey, it's that Seta kid again and his stupid little video feeds. He's been around a lot over the network with his centre-house catching on fire, the Cleffamigos, and all that. Well, how about this one where the camera is GOING ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE OH MY GOD WHERE'S A BARF BAG WHEN YOU NEED IT--

After a minute of this flailing and what

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[imyuandyurme]

Well, well. Is it that time again already? [POOF STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU LIKE A SMUG BASTARD.]

[usedeverything]

[ That completely takes Souji by surprise and he jumps back out of pure instinct, but then realizes that this whole area is covered with ice. He slips and falls sharply to the floor, only not managing to fall upon his back by propping his hands out. He winces as the pain shooting up his tailbone and hands from the rough landing, but it quickly passes. After all, he has more important things to worry about... ]

What are you doing here? [ Not like Souji doesn't know the answer already. ]

[imyuandyurme]

The fact that you're asking at all answers your question. [He crosses his arms, looking down smugly at Souji, eyes glowing brightly.]

We have a lot to talk about, you know.

[usedeverything]

[ Souji pushes himself up the best he can, not bothering to pat off any dirt off his pants or hands. ]

I'm not interested.

[nomycharms]

[guess what cereal box holding leprechaun is giggling behind an ice stalagmite, souji]

They'll never find me Lucky Charms here!

ih8u maru

[usedeverything]

[ OH JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT-- ]

... Your "Lucky Charms"?

ilu2 ichibb

[nomycharms]

[Lucky reaches a hand behind his back and PULLS OUT A BOWL OF LUCKY CHARMS CEREAL]

They're magically delicious!

get out of my entry

[usedeverything]

[ ...did you just pull that out of your ass, lucky? ]

[ and just staring... ] "Magically delicious..." [ He's just repeating everything you say because it's so hard to believe what it s going on. Who let you out of the mental institution, green man? ]

[teenysuke]

[There is a teeny Yosuke kneeling nearby, shivering and looking completely terrified. It's scary in here! How did he get here? It's COLD!]

[usedeverything]

[ Looking around and hey, a kid. When did you get here and why do you look like a certain Magician s.link bro? Souji just tries to slide over there as carefully as possible, trying not to slip. ]

Are you alright? [ As in like no injuries or anything, but if you're feeling cold works too. ]

[teenysuke]

[He doesn't say anything at all at first, whimpering. He's scared and cold, and he's trying his best not to cry. Big boys don't cry, right?]

I-it's co-cold.... an-and I'm loooooooooost! [It doesn't work, and he bursts into tears.]

[usedeverything]

[ Oh man, crying kids. Souji hasn't dealt with that for a full year now. Uh, uhhh. He's just going to take his jacket off and put on the kid. He can manage the cold. ]

Hey, we'll find the way out of here, alright? Don't worry. [ A small reassuring smile. ]

[junesmascot]

Partner! Do you know what's going on?

[What is that frog thing and why is it coming for you and why does it sound like Yosuke]

[usedeverything]

[ ...Souji can't even find words for this so he's just staring... ]

[junesmascot]

Partner? Hey, partner! You alright?

[It's...he's (?) waving at you.]

[usedeverything]

[ Oh God, it's now waving. He just... waves back? ]

Sorry, but... do I know you?

[trollslikeaboss]

[ --

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

goes a hobo sliding across the ice. ]

[usedeverything]

[ Is that just... sliding across the ice all calm-like? What is Souji even seeing today? ]

Excuse me. [ YEAH HE'S CALLING OUT TO YOU HOBO GET OVER HERE ]

[trollslikeaboss]

[ WHEEEEE---- oh what oh are you calling to me?

It takes a while until he reaches the opposite wall, then pushes off that to slide back to where Souji is HI THERE. ] Were you talking to me?

[usedeverything]

[ SUP HOBO-- he nods. ]

Do you happen to know what's going on?