what i really wish?

[usedpapertowels]

i really wish i could find some boy to distract me from adam.

but alas, i look and look and look,
and i remember,

i live in eugene.

which means if your gay your either, ugly, unavailable, or a douchey Crombie Gay.

i hate this town

Comments

[darthweez]

awwwwww, we should go boy hunting in the bars.

[timepants_sam]

Crombie Gays are gross. Sounds like you need some to dole out some surpryze buttsecks.

[happyhibisci]

Unavailable ain't married! You need to steal some boyfriendz.