What's up, eh? Well for starters, my dad got a liver transplant finally. At two in the morning two days before New Years', he gets a call saying to get ready, and that he needs to be in the hospital ASAP. Since then, he's been recovering from the operation, which was a success. For those who don't know, the reason my dad needed a liver was because ( Read more... )

We interrupt this LiveJournal to bring you an important announcement:

Vive Cuervo!

**National Hangover day paid proper homage**

Useless Wretch reporting to you, my adoring fans (all three of you), once again. From hence forth, you shall all be collectively referred to as "the Wretched" (or just Wretched, depending on usage ( Read more... )

I'm Back ( Read more... )

I know a good portion of you who read my journal already know what's been going on over the past... while, but for those who dont, here's the absolute, total truth with no bullshit, and no excuses ( Read more... )

So the skinny on my life the last week ( Read more... )

LJ Interests meme results

1. aerosol bread:
   Ok, so this was just sort thrown in the mix on a whim. A long, long time ago, Joey and I had this terrible idea about making an entire sandwich in aerosol form. I mean, they've already got the cheese, and if they had the meat and bread, you could just stick all three nozzles in your mouth and lo, you have ( Read more... )

( Victory and Loss: My Run-In With Detective O'Donnell )

Goddamn it! I'm fucking sick and tired of shit fucking up. Let's run the list, shall we ( Read more... )

You know you're a dick when you ignore a girl all day, then she gives you a free XO so you can both have wicked awesome sex, and instead you eat it and run off to find someone else instead.