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[usernameinvalid]

Last night I found the fucking biggest slug I have ever seen. About 3.5 inches long and an inch wide. And just all lying there slimey as hell grosin' me out. I contemplated vomiting but thought it might be in poor taste. I thought about having sex with it whilst vomiting but that wouild be in even poorer taste than just simply vomiting.

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[zerocaliber]

Slugs are industrial because they have armor on their backs. That and their eyeballs are on poles.

[usernameinvalid]

lol
thats funny.