Whenever I try to be funny it kills your mom.  I do it often.  Your mom is dead.  I laff.  laffing at yoo.  Kittens heads lop off nicely.  using a sharpened stick.  racicst comments mkae yoo cringe.  typos made with the graetest precision.  date rape. [clown hat curly hair smileyface]

I want a pocket full of horses.

Ill fuck the shit out of bears.

But Im not Washington.

I am a pokemon. 

I can see what you have done.

And I dont care to.

Holy cow...

Some people on this thing be talking some hella nonesense and such.

Like damn.

Its fat. Like a leathery poodle ( Read more... )

Are you reading this? You ever wonder... what am I doing? I wonder what I am doing quite often. Like when I wake up naked standing in front of the 7-11 with a chocolate flavored slurpee in my hand and a wicked ice cream headache ( Read more... )

When bunnies fuck they scream.

When I fuck bunnies.. they die.

DO you know what kinda shit REALLY stings ( Read more... )

spacemeat has a case of orangecock. from eating cheetos and watching gay zombie clown porn! we launched a monkey into space for the puoposes of harvesting his organs for burgers. space meat! however not having access to that technonlogy we made ours out of paper towels. his name is jesse the cowdog. like a cowboy only with floppy ears. and a ( Read more... )

The world needs that.

To what Im referring is a mystery to you. so your fucked!