A new era of hate.

welcome. Luke, I fucked your father in the shower and then had a snack.

"I resolve to hit people with chairs."

Resolutions:

1. Fuck you debbie
2.
3. plant
4. chevrolet
5. sitting in a coffee shop admiring the size of your shoes. Scalding coffee in my lap, a kite tangled in my hair.

frickin IDIOT!

Imma grab a turkey... and Imma fucken strangle it! Wring its neck, till it passes the fuck out... then cook it at 600 degrees alive ( Read more... )

"John Kerry's real name is Jonk Erry"

Un-zombies work in offices.

well its that time of the month ( Read more... )

So GWB got his ass handed to him on a rusty platter by J.Kerry.

I think this bodes well with me. And it was hilarious.

Carpe Carp

(seize the fish)

1. Think of a word you would use to describe me.
2. Go to G00gle image Search and search for that word.
3. Select the picture you see as most fitting, and post it as a reply.

im bored.... and loneley.

The internet has nothing to offer me. god please send me some midget clowns.

88jjjjjjjjjjjjjr

(Then he peed on the "D" & "F")