i can't make rice. it's like i'm missing that part of my brain.

i think i've forgotten how to fall in love.

i just came home to discover our basement door wide open. how freaky is that? and how fucking irritating! could my roommates show anymore lack of fucking responsibility?

the six weeks of no ice cream is over! *does dance* i ate ice cream for break fast. it was great. :)

i just got done cooking a huge meal for my sister and i for whenver she gets here. i love cooking for people - it gives me achance to show off my "talent" and iget to feed people which gives me a lot of joy...why that is i don't know. it's one of my baser motherly/italian instincts, i guess. for those of you who didn't know, my sister is moving to ( Read more... )

*panics* i'm taking the GRE april 30th. oh god. *panics*

“One of my fundamental assumptions is that I have the power to seduce anyone.” - Iris Murdoch

self-esteem much better today. life is good. deliriously good.

do you know what the best thing ever is?
PBJ bagel. that's right.

"too many people think the key to being a good lover is natural talent - you either have it or you don't. it's not that at all. it's listening. it's trying new things and paying attention to the response. give me someone and after a half-hour lesson, i could make them the next casanova." -anonymous-

oh, how right you are, whomever you are.

if you haven't looked outside recently, you should do so. the moon is glorious.