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There's wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much bullshit going on right now! I'm happy to be back in school, and I like all my classes... but this school fucking sucks! Some of the teachers are just... fuckin' stupid!! And some of the stupid ones ARE THE ONES IN CHARGE ( Read more... )

Jerry: During the strike I fell in love.
Katie: What strike?
Jerry: Never mind.

-Boston Legal

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1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc ( Read more... )

Lenny: I had an actor in one of my shows who got involved with a 15 year old girl in the cast, and he was 26.
Me: That's awesome!
Lenny: I know!
Maya: That's so wrong. . . what does a 15 year old girl have that a 26 year old doesn't?
Me: The pussy of a 15 year old, that's what!
Maya: I have the pussy of a 15 year old and I'm 26!

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