Out Of Gas
After Ifix sent a virus to attack the ISS Voyager, it occurred to Lieutenant Ditzbrain that the USS Murgatroid was probably too close for comfort. "KROM was only programmed to incapicitate us," she guessed, "but it just might manage to blow Voyager up. We need to move!"
"You're the navigator," said
Mib Khan. "Navigate."
"Easier said than done," she snapped. "
Ifix only managed to dodge their last torpedo by venting gas through the hull breach. We can't vent enough gas to move the Murgatroid any significant distance."
"Not without
Lothar and a crate of Bolian burritos," agreed Khan. He turned over command of the bridge to Ditzbrain. "I need to find Ifix, and tell him that our biggest priority right now is being able to move. Impulse, warp drive, training wheels, whatever he can muster."
"You're the navigator," said
Mib Khan. "Navigate."
"Easier said than done," she snapped. "
Ifix only managed to dodge their last torpedo by venting gas through the hull breach. We can't vent enough gas to move the Murgatroid any significant distance."
"Not without
Lothar and a crate of Bolian burritos," agreed Khan. He turned over command of the bridge to Ditzbrain. "I need to find Ifix, and tell him that our biggest priority right now is being able to move. Impulse, warp drive, training wheels, whatever he can muster."