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The day I became officially blind.
Today was spent with a pair of HUGE goggley goggle glass like things over my eyes.
In other words, an eye test. My mother has been going to the same person for 29 or so years, so she decided it would all be great fun to introduce me to the guy who fitted her glasses when she was my age. So, sure, I went. He lifted these goggle like things onto me, ( Read more... ) -
Tripping, 8 year olds playing football, and god knows what else.
The past few weeks have been fairly eventful, and I've found my days filled with endless bouts of absolutely nothing. It's delicious, how active and lazy I've found myself. So, all of my assignments are smooshing together!
Today I spent 3 hours sitting in a court room, spying on all of the queers and strange citizens that either:
a) were dragged ( Read more... ) -
I'm really an Arabian superstar.
For those who have been living beneath a rock, or those who are just NOT friends with me, I'll inform you of the delicious double life I'm leading.
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Cybersex.
You have just entered room "chat29495214630392833834."
Sara: yo sup k
Elissa: yo kr1sten
xo1 krist3n 1ox: hi
xo1 krist3n 1ox: are both of u guys
Sara: h0w are y0u?
Elissa: yer.. we both r
Elissa: u sround really hot... kr1sten
Sara: u do ay
Sara: kr1sten r u hot
Elissa: did u wonna get down n dirtie
Sara: i do!
Elissa: kr1sten r u ther!!!
xo1 krist3n 1ox: yea ( Read more... ) -
The Evil Bitch of Death chat.
I love the Evil Bitch of Death. I cleaned this up to make it readable.
Elissa: At first glance. I thought that woman looked like your mother. No offense.. It doesn't look like her anymore, though.
Daniel: She does in some ways.
Elissa: I KNOW! I mean... no, she doesn't at all.
Daniel: Shes so fucking great. Everytime I look at that picture I seriously ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
Know what's funny? People who fill out quizzes, who, when they get to the question 'When did you last shower?' they're like "yesterday.. BUT I PROMISE I WILL HAVE A SHOWER NOW!". It's funny, because we all know that the next thing they do isn't going to be showering. It's going to be dirtying themselves up even more for another week of non- ( Read more... ) -
Adult Matchmaker...
This is too funny.
Quite a few months ago I joined up at adultmatchmaker because I was bored. I made up this bullshit profile, and have just sat back watching the messages roll in. (Boy - I was on the site for about 3 minutes today, and i have 18 messages. All I do is just open it up and check my inbox. I never write anything.. it's amazing)
I just ( Read more... )
