It occured to me today: How come my grandpa could earn enough money to support 6 kids, a wife, a dog, and one hell of a pigeon hobby while working as a mail carrier and some 30 years later, my father, doing the same job, could only support me and my sister and no dog or birds and my mom had to work, too. The stories my mom tells from growing up ( Read more... )

I have a tip for all interested parties: If your girlfriend goes out of town for three weeks, it's best to not wait until the last minute to clean your apartment. However, it is best to sit on the couch in a pair of boxers and eat an entire box of popsicles while watching The Big Lewbowski. In fact, that should probably happen for more often in ( Read more... )

Today is a landmark day in the courts of Kane County. Someone will cry, Whether from joy or pain, or both, is not yet clear. Today my sister's dog, Homer, sues his puppyfarm owners for the shitty upbringing he had before my sister took him over. He was given drugs to sedate him and hide the fact he was sicker than hell and near death well ( Read more... )

Yeah, do this.

http://kevan.org/johari?name=Utsetsiti

I dont know how to make it a link. Sorry.

I have a pack of cookies on my desk for a really long time, and I dont feel like eating the rest. I dont like to waste food, but I think they are stale too. I wont eat them. Ill give them to cats. Cats eat all sorts of things. Maybe they like cookies too ( Read more... )

Out of all the countries anywhere in the world, the greatest name goes to Chad. You remember how Jewel had that Econo brand? The one with the canned goods that had the white labels and the black lettering that just said whatever was in the can... like "Beans"? That's Chad. (From the atlas:) "Chad is a land-locked north-African country twice the ( Read more... )

So I just heard this story from a friend of mine whose father teachers math to high schoolers in Wheaton. We've been talking about censorship and wacko parents and whatnot, but I think this one takes the cake ( Read more... )

These are some things I have learned in the last few days ( Read more... )

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