My 5 page humanities paper is due in 12 hours and 45 minutes.

And I just started.

I think it's going to be a long night.

ASHLEY HATE POSITO

ASHLEY HATE PHYSICS

My cell phone has decided to be a piece of shit and stop working, on a Sunday, when there are no cell phone repair places open.

This is a fantastic way to start my birthday.

My boyfriend is going to Iraq and is generous enough to allow me to see other people in his absence.

You would think I would have prepared myself for this.

Dear cell phone ( Read more... )

How do I manage to get myself into some of the most fucked up situations one can possibly imagine?

Even better, how do I manage to continue lying and keep myself in these situations?

Oh SparkNotes, why have you forsaken me? No analysis of Amadeus? My life is over.

I jokingly told my mom that I was going to pull an all-nighter because we were catching our flight home from Vegas at some ungodly time of morning (i.e. pre-noon), and then cruel Mother Nature forced me to follow through on my jest, as I was throwing up every 45 minutes between 11:30 pm and 5:45 am. NOT FUN, especially when you remember every gory ( Read more... )

MANDATORY DRUNKEN LIVEJOURNAL POST FOR MEGAN.

This is my Livejournal. I am drunk. I told Megan I would make a drunken Livejournal post. And this is it.

Alyson is cool. I love that girl. plus she is as sexy as chocolate. < ----She wrote that. Even though she really IS as sexy as chocolate.

Megan is afraid of dogs.