My life Lessons (Part 1.)

[uzaer]

Uzair’s Life Lessons:

1. Life sucks, and then it swallows.

2. Instant Noodles are a University Student’s best friend (Especially if he’s living off campus)

3. It IS possible to lose sleep over worrying if you’re ‘getting enough sleep’.

4. Extensions are a Professor’s way of saying he/she Loves you.

5. An extension on your paper will always beat sex.

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Comments

[newraine]

swallowing isn't always bad. I've hurt it's much better than spitting. *grins*

[uzaer]

I think my eyes have scar tissue developing now.
Thank you. xD

[newraine]

lol, your welcome. heheheehhehehehehe

[doh_rae_me]

Squee! You read my mind again, just a few days ago I came across the Uz lessons I had written down and was going to ask you what the rest were.

Pssht I LOVE water. If it was the only thing in the world to drink I would probably be quite content...except for on cold days and the absence of Tims coffee that would mean anyway.

[uzaer]

Water....what is this...water?
xD

[saboonceo]

Uzair, you make my life. Even when I'm not going to double-scheduled birthday parties.

I am Le Sad.