uzaer

My Job…in Oklahoma.

uzaer Jun 01, 2007 04:04

Ok, so Fate turns, and twists, and throws you into the weirdest places ( Read more... )

1. Would you rather serve in heaven or rule in hell?
Serve in heaven. I'm not a jerk enough to rule in Hell. Plus, I want to meet my Creator.

2. If you had evidence that would catch a killer, but also put you in jail, would you use it?
Depends on how long i'd go to jail. But being human, I wouldnt use the evidence unless the killer was of the ( Read more... )

My life Lessons (Part 1.)

uzaer May 10, 2007 20:54

Uzair’s Life Lessons:

1. Life sucks, and then it swallows.

2. Instant Noodles are a University Student’s best friend (Especially if he’s living off campus)

3. It IS possible to lose sleep over worrying if you’re ‘getting enough sleep’.

4. Extensions are a Professor’s way of saying he/she Loves you.

5. An extension on your paper will always beat sex.

6. ( Read more... )

life lessons

Daily Five

uzaer May 08, 2007 03:17

1. If you could suddenly speak one language fluently (that you don't currently speak) what would it be? Arabic, or Persian
2. If you were to suggest a foreign film, that you really enjoyed, what one would you suggest? Pan's Labyrinth
3. If you had to call another country home (other than the one you currently live in) what one would you choose? I ( Read more... )

The Daily/Not So Daily Five.

uzaer May 07, 2007 03:04

My life would not be the same without this...

1. Song/Movie/Book: (I should break this one down)

Song: With Arms Wide Open - Creed
Movie: Lost in Translation
Book: Sword in the Storm by David Gemmell

2. Person: My Mom
3. Place: Canada
4. Event: The Islamic Revolution in Iran (I know....politically/religiously charged much?)
5. Self indulgence: Writing

I hate Fox. I really, honestly do.

uzaer May 04, 2007 05:24

So Drive got cancelled.

Another excellent show just pulled from the air and has left me frustrated. Drive is just another ‘x’ next to the long list of brilliant shows already cancelled by Fox: Firefly, Dark Angel, Tru Calling, Wonderfalls, Family Guy, and Futurama. All of these shows were exceptionally well written, well acted (both voice and ( Read more... )

This is not an update.

uzaer Apr 09, 2007 05:58

In and out, jumping up and down, and there's no where to stop,
'cause my head spins round and round....
In and out, jumping up and down, and there's no where to stop,
'cause its just like I'm Spellbound...

I think I just ate this song whole.
xD!

p.s.- Its horrible, horrible house dance and probably regulated to Europe....but by Jove its addictive

The Update

uzaer Oct 18, 2006 04:55

So this is the update ( Read more... )

Letters From an Object

uzaer Oct 02, 2006 03:46

Dear Uzair,

Please wash me.

Yours Truly,
Your Socks.

Ok. WHY is this making me sad?

uzaer Sep 28, 2006 04:48

I got this off of facebook, and if ANY OF YOU ever grew up in the 90s, this will rekindle old and fond memories (well, if you're north american). If it doesnt make you nostalgic and sappy, nothing else will.

You're a 90's kid if:

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"

You remember when ( Read more... )