My Summer ( Read more... )

Please don't presume this is some emo shit, but...
I never realized how much this song was written for me until I saw the lyrics.
Or until it played at the WRONG time.

( So wrong... )

Hey
So.

If you were to ask Mr. T: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

He would say:

YOU'D CROSS THE ROAD TOO IF YOU SAW ME COMIN'!

I'm sorry. I had to.

Medium rare steak seared with fiery Peri Peri rub and garlic, with a side of stir fried mushrooms and vegetables on a bed of vinegar-and-olive-oil-tossed spring greens, and a side of butter sauteed-asparagus ( Read more... )

I had a pretty entertaining conversation with my mother earlier:

O Jr.: "blah blah...and Anton and I lost my damn house keys -"
O Sr.: "Oh my god, you lost your keys, you know you guys are really starting to drive me crazy every five minutes it's always SOMETHING"
O Jr.: "Hey, I'm sorry about the keys. I'll find them. But um, what else do we do to ( Read more... )

Today I had to drive all the way up to Palmdale to get a kitten! Man ( Read more... )

You came to my house in your nicely tailored, expensive dress clothes. You always look good in a suit. We drink cheap mexican beer and whiskey sours, and decide to go to the beach. We pick up your motorcycle, change out of nice clothes into our badass leather jackets and boots and gloves, and roar down the pacific coast highway. I am stricken by ( Read more... )

"Do you ever get this feeling...when the two of us go out, and we're surrounded by a bunch of people, and we're joking and laughing and kissing, that everyone around us is watching us...and they're thinking that we're the perfect couple. And that they're really jealous ( Read more... )

A haiku generator that had some interesting results (pulls strands from your journal) : (thanks, Boonies ( Read more... )

I'm still running on two different wavelengths, knowing I can't fully experience both at the same time, but still wary of going over to one side of the grass, when it might very well rot beneath my feet the instant they touch down ( Read more... )