Your Penis Name is: Godzilla

Get your own Penis Name

Damn straight

Fuck that shit man

Pretentious? My ass. It's called having self-esteem.

Oh, I'm drunk.

So my adpoted uncle on my mom's side died last weekend. He was only 32. Completely unexpected, he got some freaky infection last week and was dead by sunday. So that means we're going to Oklahoma this weekend; won't be back 'till monday night. I wasn't terribly close with him; he suffered from some mental disorders and lived in a sort-of half way ( Read more... )

Fucking caffine. Honestly, I haven't been drinking hardly any soda for months, tonight I did, and now I'll never sleep. Oh well. Thank god there's actually watchable T.V. on right now.

Feels like someone hit the fuckin' reset button. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing yet.

What a fucking night. Originally, the plan was we were going to go to nick's house for a little cookout and drink some beers, and basicly just chill out. We did that, some good times were had, but something much bigger was in store for us last night. We managed to get a 1/4th of shrooms, and ben, rick and I all split it and ate it. Nothing like I ( Read more... )

Kill Bill fucking sucks

One year, and I'm out. I don't want to live here anymore. I'm so tired of having to keep a low profile around the house just so my mom won't go crazy. I'm tired of having to swallow my pride and apologize when she does go crazy and we get in to an arguement. Tonight, I didn't need to fucking apologize, I did nothing wrong. But it's not like I can ( Read more... )

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I've been high since I got out of school friday afternoon.

And you know what? I'm not complaining.