Chris Cringle, I'm coming for you!

[v5]

So I wake up this morning thinking it's gonna be a beautiful and enjoyable day.... I couldn't have been more wrong. First, I venture downstairs to find that my family has already eaten all of the delicious pastries my mom bought for a lovely Christmas breakfast. Instead the only food I could find was oatmeal. phuc that shite. Second, I go to find

Comments

[myselftheliar]

yay for me! I am Jewish!

[v5]

haha is it true yarmulke were originally made to hide a mans baldspot from god while at temple?

[myselftheliar]

ugh no. young men wear them too. its to cover their heads as a sign of humbling. orthodox women wear hats

[v5]

i was being silly/stupid :P hehe my apologies though. do you think most jews are down with the mc pee pants or are they mc pee pants haters?

[maynard256]

That was pretty entertaining! Heh... You DESERVE the coal. ;-)

Merry Christmas!

[v5]

pshh better be entertaining lol I worked hard fabricating that whole story.

[serreal]

It looks like something else, not a coal.......

[v5]

yeah, a few people have told me it resembles something like shite.

[sexykittenxx]

HA that was the greatest entry ever you rock hehehe merry belated x-mas!

[v5]

thanks :] merry belated x-mas to you too heh

[loveoftheweak]

sooooooooo random! i love it.

[v5]

:] that's cuz my journal is the best.