It's a good thing I was too liquored up at the party to take much heed of the relentless teasing and ribbing I had to endure. Whatever the writers have planned for the rest of the season better not involve me getting horizontal with David or Andy or I'll REALLY never hear the end of it ( Read more... )

How did those Harry Potter kids get on my friends list? It's not like I actually like HP or went to see the movie this weekend or anything. No not at all.

This doesn't count as a one-liner because it's technically three lines.

OK four because I have to add that I still hate Alexis and Eliza.

DAMN YOU ELIZA AND YOUR STUPID FANSITES!! >:O

AIM decided to finally work for me so.... Vaguely Vincent. Know it and love it.

Edit: I am going to kill Alexis. He must be stopped. You too Eliza!

Here I was having a nice relaxing day, kicking back and watching TV and/or napping, when my phone rings. Couldn't be bothered answering it so I let it go to the machine. I would just like to take this opportunity to say that suvari_mena and liz_hurley are sick depraved individuals with an apparent licking fetish ( Read more... )