Halloween Party is coming up SO soon; I'm all over the place ( Read more... )

Do you think that once our parents' generation is dead that NOBODY named Richard will be called "Dick" ever again. I mean, it means "Penis". Enough already.

I wish ______ was dead.

Vaderpalooza is sneaking up on us all. Get ready, bitches ( Read more... )

So, I'm being very good to myself lately ( Read more... )

This song goes out to my good friends ( Read more... )

Woot ( Read more... )

I don't even know where to start because I don't know where I left off. Off where I left? Oh Five, Bitch! It's already a very in-your-face year ( Read more... )

Saturday was the Crazy Fetish Party at Chandler House. I don't know what the hell I got up to on Friday night, except that my car stall once from driving through a flood. One way or the other, though, I did NOT end up sleep a lot and then had to get up early enough on Saturday to get my Lincoln costume before work. Did you know you can not ship ( Read more... )

Every day is not the same. Anyone who tells you that it is must be considered wrong or a liar. Either way, they’re not to be trusted ( Read more... )