Michael Phelps,...

[vado]

...did you know that he eats 12,000 calories a day when competing? The fat bastard! For the last three days, I've eaten a tiny fraction of that amount. It could hardly be called eating at all - I'm wasting away, I tell you

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[slashkilter]

Ugh. I'm not sure this British Christmas is for me - I thought the German Christmas was fattening, but goodness me, the food, the booze! I did a full Christmas turkey lunch for the three of us and thought, ok, that's it for leftovers.

Only today my OH's mom did the whole she-bank over again, with a crown of turkey, a crown of duck, a load of cocktail sausages and a roast of gammon. For THREE people! Of course by the time lunch came around I'd already drunk a whole bottle of bubbly so I didn't really care anymore.

Ugh, I say, UGH.

Happy Christmas, and thank you so very much for the card.

[vado]

It is crazy. I bought enough food for a month and made a fair attempt to eat most of it over three days, washed down with far too much alcohol. Now, I really wish I hadn't!