"It's really an awfully simple operation, Jig," the man said. "It's not really an operation at all."
The girl looked at the ground the table legs rested on.
"I know you wouldn't mind it, Jig. It's really not anything. It's just to let the air in."

new lappy new widgets haha bitches

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Tell Dave he needs to stop being such a faggot.

Get your resolution here

i had no idea i was a hack, now i know.

guess what my school decide to throw at me less than three weeks ahead of time ( Read more... )

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post_script_/; my mom and my aunt did not go to 50 they are indeed almost 50 years old.

my mom and my aunt (her sister) drank wine (chardonny and shiraz), stayed up 'till four (there almost 50), and caught a lizard in the garage, put it in a bucket (i gave it dannon bottled water). and then.. he was hydrated. like whoa.

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looking for someone nice to cuddle(let me emphasis nice), contact me if your intrested..