Hey Harvards:

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Your Team 1

Ha.

Merriest of Christmases to everyone out there.
May all your trees be wonderfully trimmed...and your bushes, too.
Happy Swinging Holidays to those offended by mentions of Rudolph and Santa.
Just everyone have good times, hey.

Just completed a friends clean-up, so if you're seeing this and not much else, no offense, but sorry.

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Ittie Bittie Tittie Committee for Kerry

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I'd actually be feeling a little bit more optimistic about tomorrow if I didn't think the bad guys are going to find a way to steal it (again).

Regularly scheduled news about the vagina cuming up shortly. We apologize for this interruption.

I think people who can't drink shouldn't drink and spoil it for the rest of us. In other words, holiday parties very often suck, and so did last night.

To those lj people who made nice comments about my pics, thank you thank you thank you.

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So guess what I'm going as to the big bash tonight? Phony beard, way long greasy hair, Bosox shirt and hat...that's right...Johnny Damon!!! My bf is wearing his Yankee stuff and a sign on his chest that says, "Pedro's my daddy." Oh yeah, he's going to be sucking on a pacifier, too. It's good to be King.

Welcome to my very wonderful world. This journal will be reserved for recording the exploits of my vagina. And maybe other body parts, as well.