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The other day I was sitting around, contemplating life. I thought to myself "wow, im pretty happy but theres someting missing, something that will make my life complete" when it hit me, sex ( Read more... )

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Wed. night I got approx. 2.5 hours of sleep ( Read more... )

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From Go-Quiz.comI've always wanted to be a hobo ( Read more... )

does anyboby know anybody that knows anybody thats looking for a a place to stay?
i need a roommate.

im just asking for the sake of asking...

ya'll down for a sexy party friday?
i know i talked to a few special people about sat. but i think id rather do friday.
what do you say?
is saturday just better for most of you?

UPDATE: okay screw friday, lets shoot for saturday!!

moving?
need packing tips?
have no idea how in the heck your going to move your pet Hippo?
how about that pet rock or loveable gorilla?
if so ask the wonderful USPS Movers guide

WTF

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