Retarded!

[valderan]

That’s right. You heard me. Despite the possibility of some PC thugs coming in and whupping my ass for the use of the word things are retarded in every sense. Here are the many reasons why

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All I can say is ouch

[gideus]

Wow. I hate stupid people, and share the pain you are evidently feeling. I had no idea that they have apparently all moved to Whistler to work at the Four Seasons. You must feel like the one sane man in an asylum.
Hope things pick up for you...maybe some accident will occur and wipe out the retards at your workplace. Then again, with that many around, they may have developed a hive mind and are unlikely to die so easily.

Re: Damn!

[valderan]

I'm sure it will. Longbeach is a pretty mellow place to be heading to and it has good scenery along the way. As long as no one expects to find hookers when they get there or something else entirely unrelated to the destination it should be fine. As for where I am going the list is thus: Kamloops, Banff, Lake Louise, the Icefields, Jasper, Edmonton, Calgary, Kelowna and Vancouver. It's all worked into a round trip type dealy and should be fun and contain much use of the various hot springs along the way. The girls mentioned that they were into water sports and I had to assume that this is what they were eluding to... I hope.

Oh yay!

[silver_jade]

That sounds awesome. The trip, I mean. The rest is just annoying. Also, are they looking for housekeepers? Or front desk staff? I need a fucking job. Now. And Longbeach was awesome. Miranda went swimming. Sort of. My feet went numb from the water. And there was a metric shitload of surfers. It was great.

Re: Oh yay!

[valderan]

Yes, yes, yes, no, I concur, thats nice, the water is indeed cold there, what exactly is a metric shitload? Is it more or less than imperial since metric is based off of water weight? That is good.

Also my trip isn't even started yet effectively and I got off work about four hours ago.... I have already drank a bottle of Canadian Club and have been gone (euphamistically) for approximately two hours. All in all a good start to the vacation. Must goo...................................................................................................

This is Ty from Blockbuster, Campbell River.

[oriann]

You're copy of "Anger Management" is now 213 days overdue and there is currently a $609.18 Restocking Fee on your account. Bring us our movie or we'll kill your family.

Re: This is Ty from Blockbuster, Campbell River.

[pagoda_]

I don't think I like this new "no late fees" program.

Re: This is Ty from Blockbuster, Campbell River.

[valderan]

Don't laugh. I returned two videos from a guys house when I noticed them for the third week running (out of pity really) and discovered that he owed over five hundred on those two alone. I'm sure you can trump such a story since you are effectively on the inside track but I still consider it damned impressive. Especially because he lived less than a block away from the video store and had to pass it every day on the way to work.... Man... that was brutal in retrospect.