I have to use like five different recipes in order to make salad cream right. Bllllaaaahhh. Oh well.. at least I found super fine sugar ( Read more... )

I AM GOING TO SEE THE WEDDING PRESENT ON OCTOBER 8TH!!! I cannot wait!!!!

YAY!

I JUST discovered Skeletal Family. Wow, what took me so long to discover this band? AND THEY ARE FROM KEIGHLEY!!! Mind you, it's a shithole now but it's like a 10 minute drive from Paul's house and it was once nice. Plus, Keighley has a bus station, which takes me to my favourite destination.. HAWORTH!

Happy Birthday, Kate Bush! You sexay woman!

Wow, MTV really doesn't care anymore... do they?

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/tfr/746006021.html

Doesn't every guy fart?

So I was walking on Juniper Street which is an alley way when all the sudden a car stops next to me and the guy inside says, "I'm from Jersey and I'm lost and my car is almost out of gas. Can you spare a few dollars for gas?". WHAT THE HELL??? Do I look like I'm made of money? I can barely support myself let alone give some lost guy some money for ( Read more... )

I would go get some rice milk and strawberry jam from Whole Foods but it's thundering and I rather not go for a walk outside in that. So instead I've been watching the latest episodes of Mock the Week.

Paul showed me this clip from some older episode -

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It's so wrong what Frankie Boyle says but it's absolutely hilarious ( Read more... )

Do you think it's reasonable to lose 50 pounds within five months time? That's like 10 pounds a month.. That's good, right?

I want to be able to look good in photos/dresses by January.

Look! It's my apartment! And it's up for rent! http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/

It's a billion degrees in my apartment and outside so I can't win either way. I'm starting to feel really, really sick because of the heat and my nerves. Supposively people are going to be coming by today and throughout the rest of this month and next month to look at the apartment ( Read more... )

So.. some super cool updates on your's truly ( Read more... )

I like that "Toe Jam" song because it reminds me of "Come Dancing" by The Kinks a bit. Maybe the horns?

Well... not the part where that guy starts rapping and that censored bit. I can do without that rap bit. David Byrne is fine just singing the song alone, thanks.