This friend of mine had a band and his drummer's sister was a lesbian and only the drummer didn't know. And so they told him that they would name the band the lesbian sisters, and they never told him why.
today we tied our field hockey game against kent. but let me tell you, it was close, and you know why that was? kent=cheaters. they gave the refs gift baskets before the game. gift baskets i tell you! GIFT BASKETS! also, they were all wearing pony-tail braids. wtf? ok. the end.
My friend Briel and I went to the high-end Safeway across the street from the low-end Safeway where she bought some ferns. Once it was decided that anormal sized pot would be too much money for them, I decided it would be best to steal one. So I found a little flowerpot a block away from Safeway, right next to the mainroad, and chickened out four or five times until I gave up and went to look for a nearby park.
On the way there, I found a really nice flowerpot, but didn't want to steal it because it was had nice flowers in it.
Then, I found flowerpots that looked rather dead. So I walked over to the side of the house, and bent over the flowerpots in an observatory manner. Then, someone opened the curtains and stared at me from inside the house. I smiled and waved and walked away. Three minutes later, near the park, I hear sirens, and run for the swings.
I was walking through the hall then I saw you and Kurt and we went to my car and I gave you guys some of my bagel... I think... Maybe I'm thinking of different people or something, either way it was hilarious.
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And then I purred and printed endless craploads of pages for CU tomorrow. So nya.
Asya is awesome. That's another story entirely.
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My friend Briel and I went to the high-end Safeway across the street from the low-end Safeway where she bought some ferns. Once it was decided that anormal sized pot would be too much money for them, I decided it would be best to steal one. So I found a little flowerpot a block away from Safeway, right next to the mainroad, and chickened out four or five times until I gave up and went to look for a nearby park.
On the way there, I found a really nice flowerpot, but didn't want to steal it because it was had nice flowers in it.
Then, I found flowerpots that looked rather dead. So I walked over to the side of the house, and bent over the flowerpots in an observatory manner. Then, someone opened the curtains and stared at me from inside the house. I smiled and waved and walked away. Three minutes later, near the park, I hear sirens, and run for the swings.
Hee... There's a story...
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