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I Went Outside Once
...and there was this giant ball of fire in the sky!!! I was so frightened...it was all I could do to piss myself, trip over my own feet, break both my front teeth, crawl inside and cry...anyone else have this XP? because I need more to level... -
KILL THEM...KILL...THEM...ALL...
Wait...are I Spartacus?
I hope I do not refer to I...Because I'm Spartacus...wait...no...I'm Midgardcus...no no dammit who I am? This is the same question that screwed me up on the SATs...maybe if I seek this "ICOYAR" he can tell me who I am...if only I hadn't lost my nametag from the movie theater... -
Other's Wise The Bat doesn't TALK...
Pardon me...have you any Yelling Grey Mustard? -
Something to Believe In...
The more alcohol you drink...the more important you become... -
IAMNOTinSANE
I just act crazy to fool the government...who is listening...all the time... -
...but seriously
I spent the weekend with Lucifer at his beach house...fucked my ass something fierce with that pitchfork of his...now I am looking find jesus to hopefully repair that damage to my rectum...PRAISE HIM! -
time...
It begins... -
Sins of a Another...
Gimme the apple pie in the proper position ( Read more... ) -
???efiL efiL efiL htoD tahW
...em ta skrab taht eert a ta gnihaul elihw...efil ot srewsna eht tuo erugif ot gniyrt tsuj m'I