*finally ditches the warglets*

ULV!!!! WHERE ARE YOU??? You left me alone for the longest time while I tended the warglets by myself and you played the disappearing father.

*runs over the land with a look on her face that could kill*

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*grumbles to herself* Worthless Warg...leaving me in my worst part of the pregnancy ( Read more... )

Ulv! You punk ass! Get your butt back home and help me through this pregnancy! I didn't make these warglets on my own you know! Don't MAKE me come after you...

Now I understand why a Praying Mantis kills the male after they mate...she already knows they won't help take care of the young...saves a lot of headaches...

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The old Mun felt as though she was neglecting me. Mayhaps. So now I'm in the hands of an mentally unstable one. The plan is to see how long she lasts without me ripping out her jugular ( Read more... )

Anyone else here beginning to think Ulv is carrying this thing a bit too far?

I mean, I know he's a nutter, but...

*goes off for her Lamaze classes*

That twat, that Ulv. Goes and gets himself bitten by bunny wraiths.

Always knew he was an idiot of the worst kind.

Too bad he had to get nipped just after I found out we're gonna have Warglets...

Oh well; at least when I tell 'em that he's a bad father and a lousy example, I'll have proof of it...

*trots off and takes a cold bath*

I am Valkea, Ice Queen, and one of the Wargs that live in the frozen tundra of Arda. And mate to Ulv.

Yeah, I'm scary - just ask Ulv.

Yeah, you'd better run prat. She-Wargs are more powerful than males...