For our ceremony Mick and I had a small reading done by my older brother Lynton, and then the vows themselves...

The reading:

Mick, please hold Claire's hands, palm up so that you may see the gift they are to you o These are the hands of your best friend, smooth and young, that are holding yours on your wedding day, as she promises to love you ( Read more... )

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That is all :)

One of the local magpies has become Finn's nemesis. He's worked out that Finn is locked inside and can only watch from the windowsill. Finn is somewhat less than impressed at said cheeky little magpie sitting on the front porch right below his favourite windowsill and carolling to get his attention - it really is quite hilarious to watch.

I'm getting old. I knows it - I have the hangover from hell.

**insert pathetic whining here**

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have -
[01] one weapon.
[02] one song blasting on the speakers.
[03] one famous person to fight alongside you.

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1) Chainsaw scrubcutter
2) WW3 - KMFDM
3) Keanu Reeves - no because he'd be any help, but maybe I could feed him to the zombies and he'd stop making bad movies.

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Your Score: Lion Warning Cat

72 % Affection, 70 % Excitability , 43 % Hunger


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