I don't even know what to say.

Jan 27, 2010 01:43

Tonight I met a 7th grade history teacher and shortly thereafter watched her take a shot while doing a naked headstand. Then we talked about our favorite periods of history.

There is clearly no better experiences out there for me, I have lived.

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bleikebab January 27 2010, 12:02:10 UTC
!!! context??

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valo_somnio January 27 2010, 16:24:47 UTC
Haha unfortunately I wasn't actually in the room or I really would be ready to die. One of my skype friends introduced me to her and we were having a conference call for a while and she was drinking and mentioned how she used to be a gymnast and well it just went uphill from there. The story actually goes a bit further into her part time job which is almost even more awesome. It was incredible. If only I had recorded it. If only I had that much foresight...if only.

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lordofthen00bz January 27 2010, 16:19:06 UTC
uhoh teacha DUMPED EM OUT!

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tenexitsnorth January 27 2010, 20:54:41 UTC
Holy.Shit! I misread that at first and thought you were talking about Mrs. Moskal.

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valo_somnio January 27 2010, 20:55:52 UTC
haha that almost ruined it for me.

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never_met_me January 27 2010, 22:41:33 UTC
dude. come on. that's bush league. any time you're webcam chatting with a girl who is drinking, you record that shit in case you're able to convince her to get naked.

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ye have so little faith valo_somnio January 27 2010, 23:03:43 UTC
No Mike, bush league is not catching my sarcasm. I totally recorded that shit. Come on man you know me better than that ha.

The second she went from wine to jim beam I got my screen recorder ready, and when i found out what her part time job was I knew I would be using it eventually.

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Re: ye have so little faith bleikebab January 28 2010, 07:14:57 UTC
i need some skype friends.

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Re: ye have so little faith never_met_me January 28 2010, 22:46:10 UTC
BOO-yahhh. i must see it.

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lordofthen00bz January 29 2010, 02:07:44 UTC
This thread is WORTHLESS without pics!!!

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tom this is the cleanest pic I could find valo_somnio January 29 2010, 05:33:32 UTC

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tom this is the cleanest pic I could find valo_somnio January 29 2010, 05:34:54 UTC
http://img.myfreecams.com/photos2/219/2191950/930-849-822-165-848403.jpg

and heres a taste of the dirty.

http://img.myfreecams.com/photos2/219/2191950/813-795-672-938-751490.jpg

i used the embed comde but they're way to big, copy and paste the links and it should automatically resize.

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