[Jack appears on the screen, chasing a particularly loud and squawking turkey. He flails his arms, dodging a shot of gravy with a strange, purely luck induced grace.]
Ha! Try to shoot me again, you land buzzard!
[Taking out his pistol, he takes aim and shoots, sending the turkey flying off screen.]
Never a bore, this place.
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[He's grinning like an idiot.]
Got your ship around here somewhere?
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[He blinks and leans closer to the LP.]
No, I don't. What do you know about the Pearl? And when did we meet?
Was I drunk?
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[He has to think about that question.]
You might have been.
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[He smirks.]
Which would explain why I don't remember you in the slightest, now wouldn't it?
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And I'm not just any pirate. Captain Jack Sparrow at your service.
[Cue a very exaggerated flourish.]
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[You're losing Jack's attention.]
Grief is comforting? Or is it shared grief that is comforting? Either way, you have a weird outlook on your situation.
Has no one told you about the oddities of this despicable spit of land yet?
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