Valerie is visitng me and I am going to kidnap her, yes, I will throw the plane ticket away, tie her to the table, feed her three times a day and never let her go, ok, maybe to the bathroom but that is it

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ok, ok, I will let her go back to Florida...

So, I told everyone I was sleeping in today and it is 6:30 and I am wide awake... so much for sleeping in

VALERIE AND JOE NEED TO GET BACK ONTO THE INTERNET

WE ALL MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 days till Val comes to visit

I am going to kidnap her

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I sent Valerie two more boxes of Christmas presents today. I think she will love them. We filled up her stocking and then some, kinda went a bit overboard and had to get an extra box but had fun in the process ( Read more... )

OMG, I feel old, my firstborn is 21 now

She can go with me to the bars

OMG

WE could go out and get drunk

Ok, both us of would drink two and we'll be on the floor

HA HA

Or we'll be dancing on the bar to " Go Shorty, It's your birthday"

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So, I was checking my emails out after being on vacation and it seems that the "temp" who filled in for me used my account and filled out an online dating service and was looking for love in Holly Springs NC. My message from one guy is as follows ( Read more... )

So, I started on a health kick and have been doing great. I gave up soda 6 days ago and have been drinking water all day, every day, and pissing my brains out. I also use sweet-n-low in one cup of coffee a day (instead of three cups with lots of sugar) and I brought fruit for snacks and gave up chips. THEN, today these two bad bad ladies came into ( Read more... )

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME ( Read more... )

So, I took my boyfriend to "Meet the parents" over Thanksgiving and he ended up lost in New York and I just had to take this picture of the Bronx where we ended up. He took it quite well being he is from Indiana and had never been to Mass let alone New York City.

Ha ha

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I am headed to Massachusetts for Thanksgiving and my two younger daughters decided they aren't going with me, they made me cry.

They are spending Thanksgiving with their dad instead

:(

Now I have to call my mom and dad tonight and tell them

So, I was invited to an "Oyster Roast" at the Vice Presidents house this weekend and was just told the dress code is "business casual".

What the Fuck is that for a woman?

LIKE, I am going to buy me a pink golf shirt and some tan khakis.

NOT

Looks like I won't be making an appearance after all

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