I've kissed someone ( Read more... )

memo: gorfing is called spelunking. for real.

myrna: so are you really going to major in women's studies?
me: yeah.
myrna: valerie! what are you going to do with a women's studies degree?
me: probably nothing.
myrna: how are you going to live?
me: paycheck to paycheck. out of my car.
myrna: then what's the point of going to school?
me: because i want to.
myrna: couldn't do linguistics or ( Read more... )

on christmas eve, i worked my sister's shift at the silver palace [which my mom called "the sweetest thing you've ever done"]. because nobody eats chinese takeout on christmas eve, i was rather bored. this led me to believe that eating a cookie would be the best course of action. i picked up a fortune cookie and said to myself, 'these will be the ( Read more... )

last night, i slept 3 hours ( Read more... )

oh, i did.
for only $50, i will now wear my tineh black broken heart behind my ear for the rest of my life.

go me.


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today, i went bra shopping with my mother.

then, on the way home, we coasted halfway up frewing st. this is a hobby of my mother, which consists of driving without using the gas pedal at all [in case y'all didn't know what the word "coast" means]
but someone drove up behind us! foiled again...

my life is now complete because i have a revamped livejournal.

not that i'm going to start posting a lot. i don't think...

harold and maude is the happiest thing on earth.

wop!

squishies are rad. my girlfriend betsy is a dyke english teacher. han is spiffy. oley is the best. i just did five lines of coke.

i am concerned about possible future anal leakage. i will never take any drug with that listed as a possible side effect. anal leakage is bad. anal and leakage should not go together. never. uh uh, no way.

i hate livejournal. this a fucked up school. i just wrote a really long entry that was even kind of funny and now it's all gone. rar. i am an insomniac. watch out world.