"doesn't everyone have a history of diarrhea?"
- mo, upon viewing the commercial for zelnorm

"brie is a myrnaturd."
- amy, upon being ditched

in other news, i have determined that i need to learn gaelic. i mean, it's called gay lick. seriously, folks.

that is all.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

That is all.

WAIT!...my girlfriend is really hot.

And that is all.

i am shaky for some reason. i slept eight hours, but i feel like i didn't sleep. i am not tired & i can't sit still. i am debating whether to sit down or stand up. it seems like an important decision. i feel like i'm scrabbling at this plastic box trying to get something out of it. taking an ax to it sounds like a good solution. why is the world in ( Read more... )

it is 6:30 am.

i do not have to get up until 7:30.

i just got up.

rar!!

Val Voila: jesus ( Read more... )

i wish i could make those pictures of, like, angels and boobs and stuff with the symbols & letters on a keyboard [which probably have a name that i have failed to commit to memory].

oh, wait...no i don't.

sorry, my bad.

jay leno just said buttockal area!

my life is complete.

every winter, i forget just how perfectly gorgeous the spring is and how happy it makes me to be outside without getting chilled, look at the stars, and take a deep breath in ( Read more... )

what is a journal if it's not private? i love the idea of looking into other people's lives, but i don't know how i can constructively use a journal if everybody can see it. it's not really an issue because i keep a paper one [with my little broken heart on its sleeve], but still...what is the point? why do i have a livejournal ( Read more... )