Angel put down one of Skippy's pet psychos the other night. I'd say me and English helped, but we almost made things worse.

Good thing Angel's got good aim.

Wes and I made sure things are cool between us yesterday, after what went down with that Brady dude....

...hell, I don't really wanna talk about it no more.Skippy's kids got a nasty habit ( Read more... )

The cockroach's magic brick finally stopped glowing and came up with a map. Took us a few seconds to recognize where it was, 'cause apparently the Powers That Be don't like to be real specific with street names and shit.

About that time, Fred caught part of the news on Channel 9. Something about riots, a buncha cops against a buncha bangers, ( Read more... )

Ain't nothin' like having a fight with a garden hose and a weed-whacker to make your Monday ( Read more... )

A giant-ass talkin' cockroach.

That's what that Skip dude looked like what popped into the hotel last week. A talkin' cockroach. 'Course, shit like that been normal since I hooked up with AngelTurns out Angel knew this Skip dude. Ran into him back during that whole mess with that Billy Blim kid who liked to make guys go psycho. Skippy runs a ( Read more... )

After that shit went down with the chupacabra, I felt like hell, man. Lower than low. Worse that when that mess with Faith went down.

So I did the only thing I knew to do.

Found me a few bottles of tequila and tried to crawl up inside there with the worm.

Man, I will never do that again. Tequila fucks you up.Don't know how long I sat in the ( Read more... )

Me and the boys found the chupacabra last night ( Read more... )

Man, I don't know if it's the people or the place or both, but there some freaky shit down here in Mexico.

( Almost as bad as L.A., actually. )

Ain't been havin' fun down here the past few days.

But it's keepin' my mind off other shitWhen I got down here, I heard about some vampire trouble some some of the towns on the border been havin'. Thought I'd pitch in with a few of the locals, see if we couldn't take care of business ( Read more... )

Been a bitch trying to find somewhere with an internet connection.

I ain't in L.A. no more. Figured it'd be best for everyone if I just split. That way, everybody can get over what they need to get over without havin' nobody remind 'em of the way the shit hit the fan.

Thought about headin' up to Sunnydale. Been there a couple of times. Slayer ( Read more... )

Been a shitload of messages left for me the past few days.

I guess Lilah Morgan got some kinda bug up her ass about me. Probably wanna get me in with the Senior Partners and pick my brain about Angel. Worse than a fuckin' telemarketer.

You'd think the bitch would get the message I ain't interested in what she sellin'.

Wes been callin' here the ( Read more... )