2 more years and i can smoke fegs legally...ye-ha!

last night when me n faich n duck wer running away from the peelers i slipped on the wet ground and fell RIGHT on my hole and wrecked the fuck out of the bottom of my spine, swear to fuck, sittin hurts like fuck but standing up hurts even more. n to make it all worse when i was in the oddessy meetin' kieran from work i was goin down the stairs from ( Read more... )

Anyone know what the fuck HAPPENED to shannon AND CONAN?

Haha...kieran just called over with the remians of the flim bit o' pollen i bought off him last night. had a nice big spliff so we did. spliffs are kleas like. i love them.

Life is wonderful.
Just wait till your next sick day off..
You'll cherish it dearly =]

Got this stupid fuckin brace type thing in my mouth and it's fuckin melting my head. it's sore like, i didn't imagine it would be but it turns out that it is. fuckin got 2 days off school for it like, sweet one. my chin looks like 100x bigger than it already was...shockin for me ( Read more... )

What Do You Call The Usless Piece Of Skin Around A Fanny?

A Woman!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha xD

No Offence To Any Women Btw! Just Thought It Was Funny :P

<3 Women <3

I feel so fucking karma-ised ( Read more... )

It appears that shannon's alarm clock doesn't work. i woke up at 7 o clock and pissed and went back to bed expecting to be woken up at 10 but nooooooo...10 past 11 i get poked until i wake up and she's like "uh, my alarm clock doesn't work."

Betcha she broke it.
I bet you ANNNNYYYYY money she broke it.

Sorry for waking you up thismorning shannon o.O
thought you would have been up and all.
Didn't mean to put you in a bad mood, probably for the rest of the day.
=[

Uh, can Shannon possibly ring me when she gets out of bed like?

Ring my house phone pls <3