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"Sir, might I be allowed a short, violent exclamation?" "Certainly!"
DAMN.Immediately upon waking up last Thursday, I called the Cashier's office at school to see when they would be closing and if they had any Bus Cards left. I was informed that now they close at 4 pm, and they had perhaps TWO bus cards left. The time was 3:05. Eep. So I leave, not bothering to shower, grab music or Don Quixote. Of course, by ( Read more... ) -
"This soap makes my glasses spot-free! Wait, I bet it would taste great on a cracker!"
Break has been one long period of fail, mostly. ( General Bitching ) -
"Mom, I think you should talk to your doctor about Plavix™." "...Fuck you, son."
-If I ran advertisements, that's how the latest travesty from Plavix would end ( Read more... ) -
Musical murder in the room tonight, You know we're bouncing everyone hold tight
Oh snap. My fancy "Everything You Need to Know About the Solar System" book needs updating already. Last Spring, Dennis and I had to make a Third Grade version of the book, and add bits about the three dwarf planets. Pluto, Eris and Ceres needed their own pages, and their own pages they got. Now, we need pages for Haumea and Makemake. And ( Read more... ) -
"Shart!! Who the frack jarked off in my frackin' coffee?!"
Judge Overrules Florida Ban on Gay Couples Adopting.
Good on the judge, but still. Progressive rulings in the South are the surest ways to get those fucking savages from the Klan on your ass. That, and horrifically stupid conservative attorneys:
"Everywhere in the law where children are affected, the standard must always be what is in the best ( Read more... ) -
"Happy Birthday! This card contains a humorous assessment of your mortality read by a talking bear!"
Is it required for people to be nuts now? Honestly, some days I think I missed some sort of memo...
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""S-some hot c-c-coffee, Mr. S-S-Skywalker?" "Sure, Shakey Pete!"
I sent a snippy email to the Minnesota GOP a few days ago, in response to receiving a venerable flood of ridiculous flyers from them. But, it matters not now. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! And no, it's not about party. It is about change, and I know it sounds cliched, but Obama will be a breath of fresh air for this country, nay for this WORLD. ( Read more... ) -
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Yeaaaaaahhhh... everyone here is a fantastic fucking idiot ( Read more... ) -
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Seeeeewwww it's a good thing I decided to wait for the mail today. I was outside raking leaves, and the mail guy comes up, carrying a box that was the size of... well... you can see for yourself ( Read more... )