Seriously?

[Hey there, Vatheon. Remember your favorite arrogant vampire scientist? Well, he's not looking too happy.]

We have a Kraken attacking the dome? Great, first dinosaurs, then giant sea creatures of the ocean out to make us into sushi...thanks a lot, Vatheon. Thanks a lot.

[A frustrated sigh.] Let's see, if this thing is basically a giant ( Read more... )

[There's a mumbling, and the SFC turns on, showing the ceiling of a nice apartment. A hand covers the camera, and one can hear a certain scientist grumbling in the background.]

How long have I been sleeping? That's not really like me...

[The SFC is fumbled with, and one can see Tesla's face finally, spiky hair ruffled up in a mess from where he was ( Read more... )

[So, you want to know the thoughts of your local vampire scientist, do you, Vatheon?]

[Well, good luck with that.]

[Because while you can see them pretty clearly, they are practically going a mile a minute. An equation turns up, gets worked with, is added to a graph, then turned into a visual schematic of a rotating magnetic field, all within a few ( Read more... )

What the hell.

[Hi, Vatheon. You now have one Nikola Tesla looking utterly annoyed here. Dinosaurs? In this bubble? What is the world coming to?]

Okay, this is just silly. I can stand the pirate ghosts and the random curses...but dinosaurs. Really. Somewhere out there, someone is laughing at us.

At least there aren't any Tyranosaurs here. I think ( Read more... )

( Under eternal construction >> )

A boat, huh? My, as if Vatheon didn't need enough water-related things already...

[Tesla is sitting in his chair, a glass of wine in his hand. The white pigeon he got from Vatheon is perched on one of the arms of the chair, cooing softly.]

From what I've heard from other people, it's completely empty. Makes one wonder why it just decided to crash ( Read more... )

[There's some fumbling with the SFC, and it turns on to reveal Tesla- though it's not the Tesla you would expect. He has a nice mustache, for one, and he looks considerably younger. His usually spiky hair is slicked back, and he looks at the SFC with wonder and amazement.]

Ah! It haz turned on, yes? What an inteeresting device.

[And yes, for those ( Read more... )

[When Nikola Tesla woke up today, he suddenly had the urge to do something nice for Vatheon. This was a rather new feeling, as he hated Vatheon's guts and usually couldn't care less, but today was different.

So, he went out and bought the biggest bag of candy he could find, and is now handing out candy to the locals, all with a big genuine smile on ( Read more... )

[And what do we have here? Why, none other than your favorite genius vampire scientist! He is dressed in a vintage suit and hat and a Phantom of the Opera-esque mask, and is smiling gaily as if he's rather amused by something.]

Oh, Halloween. Such an interesting holiday. I've never really cared for it that much, considering that the myths ( Read more... )

[Tesla comes on screen, and he looks rather upset. He shakes his head sadly, as if witnessing all of this madness is a horrible thing, indeed.]

Body switching, huh? Fortunately, I'm in my own body...but my, all those people out there who have no idea who they are now...

[He looks up at the camera.] I guess it's a bad time to say this, but for all of ( Read more... )