Also, I just remembered how at Pixie's I drank that Malibu that had somehow got cheese in it. Oh god.

"Have you seen the Mighty Boosh?"
"Well, I did see some pretty mighty booshes at the end of the garden...."

"We got JEWED."

Like I said before, the world is ending. My parents are going to see Stardust, without me.

What.

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"L'enfer, c'est les autres."

Hmm, I agree. I guess everything does happen for a reason. Everything that ever happens makes you stronger, makes you wiser. And a little bit more bitter for all that. However, the thought that everything is heading towards some inexplicable goal, that everything must happen just the way it does and none other ( Read more... )

one year.
shit me. :)

Well my alarm clock he ain’t working ( Read more... )

It's around this time of year, usually, when everything starts to feel a little strange. This year's no exception. It feels like the calm before the storm, again. This feeling is rather difficult to shake off.

Gay friend. Cool.
We went to G-A-Y, and a load of other really cute little gaybars in Soho. We also went to Ann Summers, it was hilarious. Read 'boyz' magazine, and he put me to utter shame with his knowledge of every single song played.

You can stand under my brolly. Olly. Olly. Ehh ehh ehhhh!

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