Last night I ran around a tree saying "Woof. Woof. This is how I like it."

I actually love drinking games.

Hello one-spot.

i just did an alice.
hot tea down my leg.
genius. X|

FOUR-NILLLLLLLLLLLLL!
'you can be my new best friend!'
where are the fucking wenches.
hoisin sauce.
stealing 3 bunches of balloons....
....and drinking ALL the helium. :/
NO THE HAT IS MINE.
'it's ok you can have my shoes instead!'
i am the keeper of the keys.

and lastly.

four - fucking - nil.

The worst thing is when things lose their magic. A passage in a book. A kiss. A film. A memory. A song that once made you feel that the world could fall apart around you. Even something so insignificant as a smell, stirring your recollections. A dream. A wish. A taste. A picture, a painting.

When something stops being electric,

and becomes

It's pretty funny how people constantly go out of their way to abide by the rules of propriety, and avoid any form of contact with people they don't know. 'It's rude to stare' and other such nonsense is spoonfed to us by society, and we end up miserable little sods, afraid to look into someone's eyes on public transport. If any such eye contact, or ( Read more... )

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
EVERYTHING.

GRRRR. >:[

I think this must make me possibly the most selfish person in the world. *sigh*

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ridiculous bugeyes sunglasses, trampolines, and strawberry cornettos for breakfast.
it's so clearly summer. :)